Go read this whole thing; it's hilarious!--SS
Republican Debate South Carolina - S.C. Debate: The Ultimate Waterboarding Championship - Esquire:
"Even Bachmann fell short of our boy, Goodhair, though. Somehow, as though most of them already hadn't revealed themselves to be abject moral algae on the subject, it came up again. Again, Ron Paul voiced an objection, which gave Perry an opportunity to leap in with both feet. Alas for him, neither of them was in his mouth this time. He was clear, precise, and totally batshit:
"Waterboarding is not torture... and I'll be for it until the day I die."
This is precisely, and in every respect, the position taken by several Japanese military officers in 1945. They felt exactly the same way, which is why we fucking executed them. "